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* Do you have feelings of inadequacy? * Do you suffer from shyness? * Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? * Do you suffer exhaustion...

A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and...

An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was...

Sometimes you are encouraged about our country's future when you see something like this. Specifically, there is an annual contest at Texas...

Sorry if this offends anyone but this too funny not to post. For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have...

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down finally , the guys' side of the story. ( i must admit, it's pretty good.) we always...

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps.. ...

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night She looked pretty good for a 60 year old In fact she wasn't too bad at all and I found myself...

The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have...

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me...

(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes : If she is getting...

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and Listened to her prayers which she ended by saying: ...

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bath- room. She said yes. When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used...

A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at...

A man and his wife were awoken at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, ...

1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a...

A very ugly woman walks into Walmart with her two kids. The Walmart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?" The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7....

Lets start with this Kid's in the backseat cause accidents and accidents in the backseat make kids, stick with a 2 seater.

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? ________________________________________ CAN YOU CRY...

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a Great chest you have!' He tells her,'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.' He...