zman
03-11-2010, 07:03 PM
A very ugly woman walks into Walmart with her two kids. The Walmart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"
"No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice".:D
A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind
the counter says, "Male or female?" Customer says, "Female" Counter guy
asks,
"Black or white?" Customer says, "White" Counter guy asks, "Christian or
Muslim?" Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"
Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"
"Seventy-three percent of Americans say that immigration is a serious problem.
The other 27 percent said, 'No habla Ingles'."
The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"
"No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice".:D
A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind
the counter says, "Male or female?" Customer says, "Female" Counter guy
asks,
"Black or white?" Customer says, "White" Counter guy asks, "Christian or
Muslim?" Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"
Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"
"Seventy-three percent of Americans say that immigration is a serious problem.
The other 27 percent said, 'No habla Ingles'."