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zman
03-02-2010, 07:33 PM
Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER


REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By January 31 2010
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups..
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday ' s noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

rh_334
03-02-2010, 08:02 PM
:hilarious:

04LemansZ
03-02-2010, 09:56 PM
That was full of win. I know someone that needs the Differences Between Purses/Suitcases class.

DbDragStar
03-02-2010, 10:21 PM
I know someone that needs the Differences Between Purses/Suitcases class.

we all do. whitney tells me to carry her purse and im lucky if i can move my arm afterwards. i liketo ask her why in th ehell she carries that much crap. is she afraid she is gonna get stranded in the desert on her way to class at UAB or something?

rh_334
03-02-2010, 11:32 PM
we all do. whitney tells me to carry her purse and im lucky if i can move my arm afterwards. i liketo ask her why in th ehell she carries that much crap. is she afraid she is gonna get stranded in the desert on her way to class at UAB or something?

she needs to start packin that thing full of condoms:humpsheep:


:D

Southgachik
03-03-2010, 12:41 AM
BURN... :mad:

zman
03-03-2010, 07:16 PM
using condom is like trying to eat a good steak with balloon on your tongue

rh_334
03-03-2010, 10:50 PM
using condom is like trying to eat a good steak with balloon on your tongue

:roflomg:

04LemansZ
03-04-2010, 09:54 PM
BURN... :mad:
:hilarious: